So I walked into the office today and a little gentleman from Kindergarten was sitting there.
“Excuse me. Excuse me. Excuse me. Excuse-”
“Yes, _____?” I said.
“I bit a boy today!”
First, I’m thinking, why are you telling me this? and second, that this is not something that should be a source of pride.
“You did? Is he alright? Can’t go around biting people.”
“But I’m a vampire in the morning. See my teeth?” as he shows me his canines.
I had to leave before I laughed.
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September 1, 2010
throwslikeagirl74
4 responses to “Tales from the Kindergarten”
Sophanne
September 1st, 2010 at 16:14
Laughing now. Mostly because I know exactly what that whole conversation felt like and it makes me feel incredibly connected to the universe!
Helen
September 1st, 2010 at 20:17
Did the lad tell you what he is in the afternoons?
Is he, for example, a were wolf at night? A frog for lunch? Spiderman in the afternoons?
Aren’t little minds the most amazing things?
throwslikeagirl74
September 1st, 2010 at 20:31
Heh. I was afraid to ask. 😉
lydee
September 2nd, 2010 at 15:36
seriously, i think kids are getting weirder…. a teacher in the lounge today blamed it on the war. that may be going a bit far, but perhaps it’s drugs parents are taking.