1.  The boy went up to his sister’s door the other day, knocked on it, and in a deep Big Bad Wolf voice said, “It’s me.  Mom.”  The girl was not fooled.  It does make me wonder why he thinks I sound like the Big Bad Wolf…

2.  Last night, the boy crawled in bed with us.  This morning, I am awakened by a smack in the face.  “Ouch!”  I said.

“Sowwy Mom, I thought you were L.”  Rolled over and went back to sleep.  The boy is dreaming about smacking his sister?  Awesome.

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3.  I just walked out into the living room and the girl is reading the phone book.