So here’s the skinny.

Onc wants me to get a colonoscopy.  This was something she wanted me to do last year and we never got around to it, so no worrying.

Plastic Surgeon is still stumped by misbehaving frankenrighty.  It has still not healed after being on 5 courses of antibiotics over a 9 week period.  So he’s going in.  If everything looks good inside, he’ll take out the Alloderm and see if that works.  Otherwise the expander is coming out.  My next option is to have another lat flap done.   I have said I would just go flat if this reconstruction failed, but here’s the thing;  Frankenlefty  looks awesome.  Better than it did when it was mine.  I’m just not willing to flatten it.  So once again, I’m eating my words (I really should just learn never to say never.)  and I’m considering donating tissue from my right side to make them match.

There goes my dreams of being quarterback for the Broncos…

Oh I know.  Bad of me to mention the team that should not be named…

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