So I decided to wear a dress to church today and since I haven’t worn a dress since around 2007, I had to go on a search for a pair of tights. Happily, I found a nice pair of black ones with no runs in them and thought,”Score!” I put them on and was surprised when they wouldn’t stay up. I thought, Finally! My Wii Fit workouts and point counting are finally paying off! Until I thought about it for a moment more.
And realized that they were maternity tights.