So, remember the whole car crashing through my backyard thing last October? Well I’ve been summoned to testify against dumb guy. I really try not to use the word dumb to describe people, but man, this guy’s kind of dumb. Forget for a minute that he crashed a very expensive BMW trying to do a high school driving maneuver. And that he ran from the scene. And left his personal cell phone behind. Now he failed to show up for court today so there’s an arrest warrant out for the guy. And now I have to put my life on hold for a day, make sure I don’t have any doctor’s appointments, any scans, any anything, and find babysitting at a moment’s notice, just so I can come to court and tell the jury how dumb this guy is. Ugh.
Some people are dumb.